A great Halloween Joke

[Erik (imported)]

> > What's your Halloween costume?

> >

> > A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They

> > knock on the door of this

> > house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you

> > two are awful

> > cute. Who are you supposed to be?"

> >

> > "We're Jack and Jill" the girl replied.

> >

> > The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're

> > black!"

> >

> > They go off and a while later they come back dressed

> > differently. They ring

> > the door bell and once again and the man opens the

> > door.

> >

> > "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this

> > time?"

> >

> > "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.

> >

> > "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't

> > be Hansel and Gretel

> > because you're black!" says the man. Heads hung low,

> > the

> > kids leave.

> >

> > Not too much later the man hears the bell ring

> > again. This time when he opens

> > the door there stand the two children but this time

> > they

> > are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you

> > supposed to be now?!" he asks.

> >

> > "Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm

> > plain. He's got nuts."