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Missed Again - longer version I was sent

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 5:11 am
by Paolo
Four men of The Faith, a Catholic Priest, Jewish Rabbi, Pentecostal minister and Baptist preacher are all golfing together one fine day.

By the 15th hole, the Catholic Priest has missed every put and just cussed up a storm. The other 3 men are stunned, fearing he will call down the Wrath of God with his swearing. The Catholic Priest says, "Oh, it's alright, I can confess and be forgiven." Sure enough, he misses his putt. "God dammit, I missed again!" He swears for the 15th time.

Suddenly a bolt of lightning falls out of the clear blue sky and fries the Baptist preacher to ashes. The Catholic priest makes the sign of the cross, the Pentecostal picks up a snake and begins to pray in tongues while the Rabbi tees off on the next hole, having moved up.

On the 16th hole, the Catholic Priest does it again.

"God dammit, I missed again."

Again, lightning strikes and the Rabbi is toasted. By now, the Pentecostal minister is fit to be tied, beseeching the Lord in tongues and waving his snake madly as the Catholic Priest putts again.

On the 17th hole, the Pentecostal minister lectures the Catholic over and over, they tee off, they drive, and finally on the green, he prepares to putt. Sure enough he misses, and lightning fries the Pentecostal minister and his snake to smoking ruin.

Finally aware that something is wrong, the Catholic Priest looks up and sees a bright light in the East with a Heavenly Choir humming along as sky opens up and a great voice shouts down from the sky, "God dammit, I missed again!"

This is by far my all time favorite joke.

P