Have some respect for the dead!
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2002 4:54 pm
Respect for the deceased
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him
cremated and brought
his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in,
she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in
the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!
"Irving, remember that new car you promised me?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!
"Irving, do you remember that emerald necklace you
promised me? I
bought it, too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said,
"Irving, remember that blow job I promised you?
Here it comes..."
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him
cremated and brought
his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in,
she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in
the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!
"Irving, remember that new car you promised me?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!
"Irving, do you remember that emerald necklace you
promised me? I
bought it, too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said,
"Irving, remember that blow job I promised you?
Here it comes..."
