A dad walks into a market followed by his 16 year old son. The kid is spinning a

25-cent piece in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk

through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment and

the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat. He

immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad starts

panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed middle-aged, attractive but serious woman in a blue business

suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping

a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee

cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the

counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across

the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and

squeezes gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the

boy convulses violently and coughs up the 25-cent piece, which the woman

deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the

coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying

a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the

father rushes over to the woman and starts effusively thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before-it was fantastic.

Are you a doctor?"

"Good heavens, no," the woman replies. "I'm a divorce attorney."