Biker

[Studlover (imported)]

A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do

it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk

home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a

bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and

picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a

problem: how to

carry all of his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the

anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under

each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.

But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told

him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603

Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird

Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in

no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely

widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in

the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and

ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two

chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up

against the wall and do that?"

The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the

anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."