Weird dream
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:41 pm
Strangest dream last night, and Im wondering what it means and if others have had anything similar. It was VERY realistic. I kinda knew I was dreaming, but I also thought it was real if that makes sense.
In my dream, while bored and horny at home alone, I easily cut my erected member right at the root. It was banded and did not bleed, and in my dream I recall thinking how this was the second or third time Id done it. Previously I was always able to reattach it after first applying antibiotic ointment to the severed end and the stub, and using superglue or some kind of adhesive to hold it until it took hold.
I knew it was critical to have my fun and reattach it within 2-3 hours or risk losing it permanently.
As luck had it, in my dream, I get called to a family gathering at a strangers house soon after I make the cut. My member is still warm and hard, so I wear baggy shorts with deep pockets and shove it down deep where it wont fall out or get lost.
At the strangers house, my family is not yet starting to arrive, so I look around. My hard, severed member is turning cool now in my pocket. Its an old, three story house owned by some old lady (with lots of cats, which I discovered later).
Im aware if I dont reattach it soon, the rest of my life is going to be dickless. I pull it out and go over the veins with an index finger, I apply pressure at both ends and admire how it bends. I had some privacy until I hear a group of three girls, like 13-16 years old coming around the corner. I panic and almost drop it on the floor when they turn the corner and almost walk into me. With it safely back in my pocket, I start to perspire a little realizing I now have only about an hour to get it reattached or lose it.
Girls are annoying, and always chasing after me (that part is real). These girls are no different and start trying to joke and flirt with me like little girls do - all just trying to get attention. Thats when they start asking me to empty my pockets and show them what big boys carry. I broke into a sweat, and then they started grabbing and pulling at my pockets. One of them actually fully grasped my severed member, I could tell from the shocked expression. She gasped and whispered to the other two girls as I backed away, thats when they all lunged after me.
I had about a 10 foot head start which I quickly lengthened to 50 feet down the long hallway. I rounded a corner and headed up the third floor to some bedrooms. Safely making it to one room, I closed the door behind me and pulled my cock from my pocket. The girls were at the door and started knocking when one somehow got it opened. I thrust my cock under the bed and spun around to meet them.
Ok, guys. This is someones room. Lets go. Thankfully they didnt notice what I slipped under the bed and they follow me out.
About a half hour passes and other family is now arriving. Im stuck downstairs, my cock upstairs, and I have no idea if Ill make it there in time to get it reattached. The girls are still hanging around, too, making sure I dont get off anywhere without them.
My dream jumps forward. Some time later, I return to my cock in the third floor bedroom to find thats the room where the cats were being kept. My cock is still under the bed, but is now being frolicked with by 3 cats who are obviously enjoying its rigid but flexible shape and texture. Its hell trying to pry my damaged member from them as they fight me for it and hiss at me. There are teeth marks all over it, its been scratched on and somehow looks like its leaked precum all on its own.
Thats where I wake up, unable to say if I was able to reattach and save it or if it was damaged beyond reattachment or died from lack of oxygen.
So, again, what does this mean? And, is it normal to have this type of dream??
In my dream, while bored and horny at home alone, I easily cut my erected member right at the root. It was banded and did not bleed, and in my dream I recall thinking how this was the second or third time Id done it. Previously I was always able to reattach it after first applying antibiotic ointment to the severed end and the stub, and using superglue or some kind of adhesive to hold it until it took hold.
I knew it was critical to have my fun and reattach it within 2-3 hours or risk losing it permanently.
As luck had it, in my dream, I get called to a family gathering at a strangers house soon after I make the cut. My member is still warm and hard, so I wear baggy shorts with deep pockets and shove it down deep where it wont fall out or get lost.
At the strangers house, my family is not yet starting to arrive, so I look around. My hard, severed member is turning cool now in my pocket. Its an old, three story house owned by some old lady (with lots of cats, which I discovered later).
Im aware if I dont reattach it soon, the rest of my life is going to be dickless. I pull it out and go over the veins with an index finger, I apply pressure at both ends and admire how it bends. I had some privacy until I hear a group of three girls, like 13-16 years old coming around the corner. I panic and almost drop it on the floor when they turn the corner and almost walk into me. With it safely back in my pocket, I start to perspire a little realizing I now have only about an hour to get it reattached or lose it.
Girls are annoying, and always chasing after me (that part is real). These girls are no different and start trying to joke and flirt with me like little girls do - all just trying to get attention. Thats when they start asking me to empty my pockets and show them what big boys carry. I broke into a sweat, and then they started grabbing and pulling at my pockets. One of them actually fully grasped my severed member, I could tell from the shocked expression. She gasped and whispered to the other two girls as I backed away, thats when they all lunged after me.
I had about a 10 foot head start which I quickly lengthened to 50 feet down the long hallway. I rounded a corner and headed up the third floor to some bedrooms. Safely making it to one room, I closed the door behind me and pulled my cock from my pocket. The girls were at the door and started knocking when one somehow got it opened. I thrust my cock under the bed and spun around to meet them.
Ok, guys. This is someones room. Lets go. Thankfully they didnt notice what I slipped under the bed and they follow me out.
About a half hour passes and other family is now arriving. Im stuck downstairs, my cock upstairs, and I have no idea if Ill make it there in time to get it reattached. The girls are still hanging around, too, making sure I dont get off anywhere without them.
My dream jumps forward. Some time later, I return to my cock in the third floor bedroom to find thats the room where the cats were being kept. My cock is still under the bed, but is now being frolicked with by 3 cats who are obviously enjoying its rigid but flexible shape and texture. Its hell trying to pry my damaged member from them as they fight me for it and hiss at me. There are teeth marks all over it, its been scratched on and somehow looks like its leaked precum all on its own.
Thats where I wake up, unable to say if I was able to reattach and save it or if it was damaged beyond reattachment or died from lack of oxygen.
So, again, what does this mean? And, is it normal to have this type of dream??