"MIND YOUR OWN WEENIER!" True Story!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:49 pm
This is a true story. On Valentine's Day 2016 I was stopped at a red light while driving my car in San Francisco when, from around the corner and completely unexpected, came a group of nudist marchers. One of them was a pretty little 10 year old boy. The nude boy passed not three feet from my car window, looked me right in the eye and gave me a 500 Watt smile. He was completely unabashed about the fact that he was naked and it was all hanging out. 
If that wasn't enough he was carrying a sign that read, "MIND YOUR OWN WEENIER!" that had a drawing of a large smiling dick.
And then he and the other marchers were gone and I was left shaking behind the wheel wondering what in hell I'd just witnessed. Was it a dream? 
A few days ago I discovered that the march had been organized by someone named Gypsy Taub and that she owns a website called ____________. I went to the website and sure enough there was the nude boy who I'd seen and who had smiled so beautifully at me. It wasn't a dream at all. It had actually happened!
If that wasn't enough he was carrying a sign that read, "MIND YOUR OWN WEENIER!" that had a drawing of a large smiling dick.
A few days ago I discovered that the march had been organized by someone named Gypsy Taub and that she owns a website called ____________. I went to the website and sure enough there was the nude boy who I'd seen and who had smiled so beautifully at me. It wasn't a dream at all. It had actually happened!