A man walks into a pharmacy and says to the druggist, "Say, my wife

asked me to get her some tampons. Can you direct me to them?" The

pharmacist replied, "Right down aisle six."

A few minutes later, the man returns with a bag of cotton balls and a

ball of string. The pharmacist asked, "Didn't you come in here for a

box of tampons for your wife?"

The man explained, "Yes I did, but let me explain. A few days ago, I

asked my wife to come here to get me a pack of cigarettes. About two

hours later, she came back home with a can of loose leaf tobacco and

some cigarette papers and said "roll your own."