Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing,.... yet.

Q: How do you play Iraqui bingo?

A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqui Navy have glass bottom boats?

A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What do Saddam and General Custer have in common?

A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.

Q: What's the difference between the Iraq and a bucket of shit?

A: The bucket

Q: How do you stop a Iraqui tank?

A: Shoot the guys pushing it.