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Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:44 pm
by moi621 (imported)
The fifth Sharknado has been forecast for Sunday, Aug 6.
Are you prepared. This storm is going global.
An umbrella is not enough unless you sharpen the point.
Make sure your chainsaw is topped off.
Good Luck to all.
Moi
Cassie, now Cassandra, Scerbo :hearthrob is back too.
And she really, really hates sharks.
Re: Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 6:29 am
by Dave (imported)
It's global shawarma-ing ...
Grab your Lavash and Tahini and run for your lives!
Re: Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:50 pm
by fhunter
Part 5?
Everything is first in original, then a parody, and then an x-rated something. Did it reach the last stage?
PS. I'll better re-watch Kung Fury (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg).
Re: Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:18 pm
by Losethem (imported)
I have more important things to spend my time on... like masturbation.
Re: Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:52 pm
by Paolo
I would have lost a TON of respect for you if you'd said you were anxious to see it!
Somehow I knew better, though.
Re: Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:45 pm
by Dave (imported)
SYFY channel was screening various movies:
Trailer Park Sharks
Sharktopus versus WhaleWolfe
Sharktopus versus PteroCuda
Swamp Shark
Ghost Shark
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
Dam Sharks!
Mississippi River Sharks
Ozark Sharks
Malibu Shark Attack
RoboShark
PiranhaConda
DinoCroc versus SuperGator
DinoShark
5-headed Shark Attack
Atomic Shark
And OGLAF has a really neat Flying Titty Blood Shark Monster right here:
http://oglaf.com/prognostication/
{BTW -- I think some of those movies have never reached theaters but were Direct To Video}
Re: Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:40 pm
by moi621 (imported)
The movies Dave listed were one timers. Mostly stinkers.
Sharknado hit a cultural chord. Having seen the Santa Monica Pier and West L.A. many times,
the first Sharknado was deeply meaningful to me. It made me hate sharks more than ever.
Sharknado has evolved into one of those, it's so bad, it's good phenomena.
A stunt all those movies Dave listed did not manage to accomplish.
Sharknado, Y'gotta believe.
And where else can I see Cassandra Scerbo prancing around in short cut offs?
Moi

Re: Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:45 pm
by moi621 (imported)
Paolo wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:52 pm
I would have lost a TON of respect for you if you'd said you were anxious to see it!
Somehow I knew better, though.
You don't believe in Sharknadoes?
Wait until Sharknado 6 :hearthrobLand Devoured
It could happen to you if it can happen anywhere.
Like Santa Monica, West L.A. NYC, etc.
Moi

Re: Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:51 am
by Dave (imported)
moi621 (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:40 pm
The movies Dave listed were one timers. Mostly stinkers.
That seems to be the guiding principle of "disaster" movies.
Think about the disturbing lack of quality in all those "Transformer" movies.
And those rather bloody "Piranha" movies whose great attraction was a floating severed penis.
And that "alien possessed wooly mammoth movie"
Re: Are You Prepared. Sharknado 5 Forecast for Sunday
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:47 pm
by Losethem (imported)
moi621 (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:45 pm
You don't believe in Sharknadoes?
Wait until Sharknado 6 :hearthrobLand Devoured
It could happen to you if it can happen anywhere.
Like Santa Monica, West L.A. NYC, etc.
Moi
I'd like the entire Los Angeles area to get devoured, or sold off to Mexico. Either works for me.