Tour de Pharmacy (2017)

[Dave (imported)]

Tour de Pharmacy Is Adam Samberg's 40 minute farce about a fictional 1982 Tour de France cycling race that had all 190 participants on drugs of some sort or another. It's silly, laugh-out-loud fun that thankfully doesn't go more than 40 minutes.

The premise is that in 1982, Sweden first got credit cards and the Head of the Anti-Doping Company that tested athletes ran up a credit card bill of $90 million dollars. So he sent a letter to all 190 cyclists that if they paid him $50,000 each then they wouldn't be drug tested.

Completely outrageous. Lots of real actors play bit parts and cyclists and have their jokes onscreen.

THere's the first "african" cyclist who is the spoiled rich kid caucasian son of a diamond merchant.

There's Mike Tyson who says that a fight over his stolen bike showed him he was a better boxer than a cyclist.

Wanna buy some swamps land in Florida, cheap...

An embarrassing Lance Armstrong.

A female cyclist in love with another cyclist. (Cycling was invented so men could go fuck in the woods)

A cyclist who dies with a hard-on ...

It's grand farce that dabbles in silliness but it is only 40 minutes long and worth the outrageousness, silliness and stupidity.

And if you quit halfway through disgusted, who cares.

Parental warning - drugs, full nudity, synchronized sex behind walls, unsatisfying oral sex, and a bare penis on a dead man, and a Gendarme with a hard-on begging to be fucked, also monkey testicle extract, a red blood cell riot, and various bicycles that even your kid would be ashamed to ride...

{the gendarme alone sold me on the movie}

[fhunter]

synchronized sex behind wallsOh my!

I'd have posted a facedesk gif, but then, forum rules forbid me. So here goes: https://68.media.tumblr.com/fdb90966867 ... o1_500.gif

[tjstill (imported)]

Watched the trailer but I am in the Uk. how can I get to see it ? The trailer had me laughing out loud. I am a cyclist ... clean of course !!

[Dave (imported)]

Watched the trailer but I am in the Uk. how can I get to see it ? The trailer had me laughing out loud. I am a cyclist ... clean of course !!

It's an HBO film and it premiered yesterday or the day before.

So look to HBO is all I can say right now.

[Dave (imported)]

Oh my!

I'd have posted a facedesk gif, but then, forum rules forbid me. So here goes: https://68.media.tumblr.com/fdb90966867 ... o1_500.gif

I love that.

Synchronized sex was my poke at synchronized swimming ... And I think it was Samberg's insanity to put visuals to it.

There's also a character in it that wears nearly see through spandex.

Like the regular spandex doesn't show bulges and protrusions.