Let there be DOS.
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2002 12:13 pm
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, the first computer was created. But, there was no operating system.
Bill sought to bring life to the computer. And so Bill bought DOS. And there was DOS. And it was good.
But, then one day, Bill notices his friend Steve had created the first Macintosh OS. And so Bill stole the OS. And there was Windows. And it was good.
But, Bill noticed that Steve's OS was better. And so, Bill created the Start button. And there was Windows 95. And it was good.
But then Bill noticed that Al Gore created the internet. So, Bill bought IE. And there was IE. And it was good.
But, Bill noticed that many unbrainwashed kids were using AIM. So, he sent his minions to break into AIM. But, he was charged with Monopoly. So, he bought the government. And it was good.
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Something I wrote a while ago for an AIM profile. *laughs*
Bill sought to bring life to the computer. And so Bill bought DOS. And there was DOS. And it was good.
But, then one day, Bill notices his friend Steve had created the first Macintosh OS. And so Bill stole the OS. And there was Windows. And it was good.
But, Bill noticed that Steve's OS was better. And so, Bill created the Start button. And there was Windows 95. And it was good.
But then Bill noticed that Al Gore created the internet. So, Bill bought IE. And there was IE. And it was good.
But, Bill noticed that many unbrainwashed kids were using AIM. So, he sent his minions to break into AIM. But, he was charged with Monopoly. So, he bought the government. And it was good.
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Something I wrote a while ago for an AIM profile. *laughs*