To celebrate the "big day", your wife/mistress/keyholder/owner wants to throw you a party, culminating in your castration. And she's open to ideas.

Do you want a big shindig? Or a small, intimate affair? Are you okay with her inviting your female coworkers? Ex-girlfriends? Her friends? Anyone you definitely want to be there? Do you want a lot of kitschy games (like a testicle piñata)? A photographer or videographer? Do you want things casual, or a big fetish-y scene?

Its your day. How do YOU want to celebrate?

Edit: Ladies? Feel free to offer your suggestions, too. Who knows? Sometimes an outside opinion is very helpful.

Instead, plan on what you are going to scratch in the morning after...

In the past.I will have the illusion of a fantastic and bloody obscene party. But now, to tell you the truth, I don't even know what I want.