Mommy, why were you bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?

I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.

That's not going to work.

Why not?

Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again.

Hmmm. I suspect Daddy's not going to be getting much bouncing for a while.

Sandi

out of the mouths of babes

(double entendre intended)