Frying and Eating My Penis
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:01 am
I've been posting here recently. Figured I would share my whole story.
One night after heading to the movies, something came over me, so I grabbed my .38 special revolver. I headed to the bathroom and placed down a cement brick (it's use to be revealed soon), right in the center of the shower near the drain. After throwing on some music and frantically pacing around the room it happened. I hovered over the cement brick, took aim and WHAM.
I took the first shot at the right side of the base.
A small fleshy bullet hole sized chunk was missing. After freaking out I quickly took 3 more shots creating a seamless line through my penis. The left side of the base was hanging on by a thread so I grabbed my switchblade near by and sliced through it like butter, finishing the job.
There I was. Standing there with my previously attached penis in my hands as the cement brick caught the bullets from destroying the shower floor, while the drain collected the gushing blood. Damn did it hurt. The bullets, as I went right to left strafed my left testicle destroying it in the process.
I quickly ran over to the gas stove, switched it on and oiled up a frying pan. I had to hold a gauze to contain the blood as it spilled over everything. The frying pan was heated so I threw my penis on it to simmer for a bit. Once it was fried, I tried to eat it, but it didn't work, it was still too chewy. I grabbed a fork and knife and cut it in half. I swallowed the first part, then the second part whole without chewing (soft I wasn't that big).
After consuming it, I laid down and listened to music for about 5 minutes before freaking out and calling the police who promptly came into my place and carted me away on a stretcher. After having my urethra reconstructed (it points straight out like my penis would have) and being in the hospital for 5 days I had to spend 30 days in a psychiatric facility taking medications and being treated.
I live at home now with parents and was diagnosed with schizophrenia.
That's my story, thanks for reading.
http://i63.tinypic.com/15x7r07.jpg
One night after heading to the movies, something came over me, so I grabbed my .38 special revolver. I headed to the bathroom and placed down a cement brick (it's use to be revealed soon), right in the center of the shower near the drain. After throwing on some music and frantically pacing around the room it happened. I hovered over the cement brick, took aim and WHAM.
I took the first shot at the right side of the base.
A small fleshy bullet hole sized chunk was missing. After freaking out I quickly took 3 more shots creating a seamless line through my penis. The left side of the base was hanging on by a thread so I grabbed my switchblade near by and sliced through it like butter, finishing the job.
There I was. Standing there with my previously attached penis in my hands as the cement brick caught the bullets from destroying the shower floor, while the drain collected the gushing blood. Damn did it hurt. The bullets, as I went right to left strafed my left testicle destroying it in the process.
I quickly ran over to the gas stove, switched it on and oiled up a frying pan. I had to hold a gauze to contain the blood as it spilled over everything. The frying pan was heated so I threw my penis on it to simmer for a bit. Once it was fried, I tried to eat it, but it didn't work, it was still too chewy. I grabbed a fork and knife and cut it in half. I swallowed the first part, then the second part whole without chewing (soft I wasn't that big).
After consuming it, I laid down and listened to music for about 5 minutes before freaking out and calling the police who promptly came into my place and carted me away on a stretcher. After having my urethra reconstructed (it points straight out like my penis would have) and being in the hospital for 5 days I had to spend 30 days in a psychiatric facility taking medications and being treated.
I live at home now with parents and was diagnosed with schizophrenia.
That's my story, thanks for reading.
http://i63.tinypic.com/15x7r07.jpg
