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Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:37 pm
by selfie319 (imported)
Hi there, I'm new to these forums.
I shot off my penis and had a testicle removed under anesthesia when I was brought to the ER. I'm looking to remove my other testicle in the safest and most pain free way.
What are some methods of self castration that are somewhat painless and highly successful?
Thank you for your time.
Re: Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:59 pm
by Losethem (imported)
Don't.
But if you insist, a rusty spoon is as good as a shotgun.
Re: Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:17 pm
by kristoff
hit the remaining nut with a dose or two of calcium chloride. After it shrinks up, go back and claim collateral damage. Ask for removal in case anything "goes bad."
Re: Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:23 am
by Scuba Cuba (imported)
I've tried it Selfie but too much excruciating pain to do so
Re: Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:34 am
by TopManFL (imported)
You didn't say if you shot off your dick on purpose. but, assuming you did. Don't do that again. You could shoot off a foot or a leg. The best way is to find a doctor willing to treat your constant libido with no way to satisfy your lust. Doctors are human, it can't be that hard to find a sympathetic one.
Re: Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:22 am
by nutless1 (imported)
This is sound advice, as I am actively pursuing this method, and it is progressing well without hinderance or obstacle from my urologist.
kristoff wrote: Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:17 pm
hit the remaining nut with a dose or two of calcium chloride. After it shrinks up, go back and claim collateral damage. Ask for removal in case anything "goes bad."
Re: Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:54 am
by selfie319 (imported)
I'd prefer something that could be done without any need for extra help from a Doctor. And I did shoot my penis off intentionally.
Re: Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:57 am
by selfie319 (imported)
Losethem (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:59 pm
Don't.
But if you insist, a rusty spoon is as good as a shotgun.
I'm considering using a gun to do this self castration as it's how I shot off my penis as well.
Re: Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:45 pm
by Losethem (imported)
selfie319 (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:57 am
I'm considering using a gun to do this self castration as it's how I shot off my penis as well.
Enjoy your trip to the ER and/or possible death.
Re: Self Castration (pain + safety)
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:38 pm
by Ernie of Maine (imported)

What did you use?

You were very foolish to do that!
selfie319 (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:57 am
I'm considering using a gun to do this self castration as it's how I shot off my penis as well.