Bboy,

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your Birthday!



I'm sitting here trying to figure out what I should give you for a present.

I can't write or I would have done up a story for you, I don't have any Cute guy photos (Other than TheFraj) on my computer. I know the stuff I enjoy and have plenty of pictures on is not something you enjoy. So I guess all I can do is Wish you a Happy Birthday and sing you a song.



Happy Birthday to You.

Happy Birthday to You.

Happy Birthday dear Bboy.

Happy Birthday to You.



Well I hope everything goes well for you today.

Matt.

PS. I just had a great Idea. I think everyone needs to donate more money so we can send Bboy over to Thailand and make his wish come true.

I would like to wish you a wonderful and Happy Birthday! May you enjoy many more in the years ahead.

Happy Birthday, and may you have many more. And thank you for your hard work and dedication in runnung the EA. You have influenced many livs for the better.

Have a happy birthday Bboy, and have a good time tonight with your family!!

I hope they don't feed you spam for dinner. hehehehhe

Talk to you soon.

P.S. Shannon's birthday is tomorrow.

http://www.dakoniko.com/hapbday.htm

Bboy,

For your birthday, I wanted to send you a cute young boy with a flashy red sportscar! Unfortunately, the above link was the best that I could do.

http://www.dakoniko.com/images/more_ima ... md_wht.gif

http://bertc.com/subtwo/penis_stew.htm

(arrived home just in time to post this)

Happy Birthday, Bboy. I wish you many more years of good health and happiness.

To all of the birthday well wishers

Not too much activity on the penectomy story front this year, but maybe there will be some "late" presents.

Thanks to the guys who DID submit penectomy stories even if they weren't specifically targetted as birthday presents. You guys keep me going!



To talula, Gem, and Robby ... who gave me my 'live and in person' Archive birthday, and to Krister who couldn't make it but sent a birthday kiss via proxy ... you guys are amazing! Love ya!

To Paolo, my rock, my friend, the writer of writers ... love ya. HPatKoK is amazing.

Please remember that penectomy stories keep me from doing this:



My life is in your hands :tongueout

As the Disney version of "Alice" has it: "A very merry un-birthday to you!" As happens far too often, I'm a bit late on such matters. (Another field trip into the boondocks.) I hope that the day itself was a great one and that your new year will bring happiness and fulfillment.

You are the heart and soul of the Archive, and all of us who enjoy it need to express our thanks more often. You are loved and appreciated.

Master Chef Talula should have by now (or will have shortly) more wine for the next Archive Fest. I wish it could have arrived in time for your birthday party. I guess you'll just need to find another occasion to play.

Many happy returns BBoy. You are a great asset here! Hope you have many more in the future. :tongueout :p