Attention Members:

In the near future, you may be receiving emails from Grandpoobah at eunuch dot org

Please don't report these as spam. This is a feature we don't use often, so it may surprise you!

Also, please be aware that these are valid emails from the Staff here.

However, if we do find out you reported them as spam, we will have no choice but to hunt you down and dig up your azaleas and abduct your cats!siamese:

Oh yes, I dare ya to abduct moi's cats.

Really? You're going to dare him to grab Moi's pussy?