Sharknado the 4th Awakens

[Dave (imported)]

I found this exciting news today:

"Sharknado: the 4th Awakens" has officially announced its title and premiere date, and "Star Wars" fans will surely get a kick out of it: "Sharknado: The 4th Awakens" is the cult franchise's latest installment's title, Syfy unveiled on Friday, and it's likely going to be the most clever thing about the TV movie, which will premiere on Sunday, July 31 at 8 p.m.

article: http://www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainm ... 86261.html

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3pHQdvpUqs

Totally absurd and Totally incoherent... And it's name is a Star Wars takeoff

(hopefully Jar Jar Binks has already been eaten and is shark poo at the bottom of the Marianas Trench)

Stock up on marshmallows because balcony popcorn can damage a TV.

Pizza? Beer? Wine? -- insufficiently mind numbing.

Strong Liquor? -- maybe.

[Losethem (imported)]

I'm still waiting for Sharkalanche.

[ambiguous (imported)]

Although I've just woken up thats the best news I've heard all day.

Sharknado 3 ended with a bit of a cliffhanger..how did the people vote.

[Dave (imported)]

According to this website http://www.masslive.com/entertainment/i ... er_or.html

You can vote on whether she lives or dies and the result will be revealed in Sharknado 4...

(since Sharknado can't be spoiled, the "cliffhanger" at the end of Sharknado 3 was that there was a piece of the space shuttle falling out of the sky and directly at Tara Reid's character. The viewers can decide and the result of the vote will be revealed in Sharknado 4)

I kind of conveniently forgot that the space shuttle was involved. I'm going to go and whimper softly or watch cute puppy videos all night just to forget again...

[moi621 (imported)]

I'm still waiting for Sharkalanche.

Join us in the year 2016

Avalanche Sharks (2014)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2622826/

Avalanche Sharks tells the story of a bikini contest that turns into a horrifying affair when it is hit by a shark avalanche.

Moi

Some may ask "Why?"

Reply: I Forget

Towelie is my Hero

[ambiguous (imported)]

Sounds like a "Must See"

[Losethem (imported)]

I've been kidding for years about Sharkalanche.... But OMG! Someone actually made it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

sotQoOngYno

They should have used my title though, Avalanche Sharks is much less interesting.

[fhunter]

I've been kidding for years about Sharkalanche.... But OMG! Someone actually made it:

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They should have used my titl
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e though, Avalanche Sharks is much less interesting.What have I just seen????

[Paolo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oAhAM-ZPFY

From Big Hero 6: My brain hates my eyes for seeing this. Such a fitting quote.

[Dave (imported)]

I've been kidding for years about Sharkala

nche.... But OMG! Someone actua

lly made it:

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sotQoOngYno

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e though, Avalanche Sharks is much less interesting.

I'm sitting here laughing at the total absurdity of that.

It's just awful...