that SHANNARA foofaraw
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:36 pm
I'm borrowing from some discussions I've had with friends:
First, I'm a sucker for these types of sword and sorcery stories. It's a little boy thing... So whatever I say, remember, I'm watching it...
Second: It reeks of stupid. I've never read the books. This just bites, though.
It's not the dialog that makes no sense right now, it's all the odd names that sound like someone having childish fun and making gibberish, then they dress like heaving bosoms in leather one scene and horse and farms in the next.
dreadful.
Third: Manu Bennett has all the acting chops of a toothpick. THat's OK when your'e a half naked, heavily-muscled gladiator but it's a very bad thing when you are playing the "gandalf" role (or the Obi-Wan role) in a swords and sorcery movie.
He has all the emotions from "a" to "b" and the dramatic impact of a squeaky fart.
Fourth: It's still a serviceable Swords and Sorcery Saga. It has a prophecy. It has an all powerful threat to the world. It is fun to watch and scream bad things and naughty words at the TV.
added: Fifth: It's an epic quest to save the world -- not 7 volumes like Harry Potter where they had brains and trusted each other but here, they are all stupid and hate each other on the epic quest. That's a different dynamic...
So, I'll watch it. For funsies.
First, I'm a sucker for these types of sword and sorcery stories. It's a little boy thing... So whatever I say, remember, I'm watching it...
Second: It reeks of stupid. I've never read the books. This just bites, though.
It's not the dialog that makes no sense right now, it's all the odd names that sound like someone having childish fun and making gibberish, then they dress like heaving bosoms in leather one scene and horse and farms in the next.
dreadful.
Third: Manu Bennett has all the acting chops of a toothpick. THat's OK when your'e a half naked, heavily-muscled gladiator but it's a very bad thing when you are playing the "gandalf" role (or the Obi-Wan role) in a swords and sorcery movie.
He has all the emotions from "a" to "b" and the dramatic impact of a squeaky fart.
Fourth: It's still a serviceable Swords and Sorcery Saga. It has a prophecy. It has an all powerful threat to the world. It is fun to watch and scream bad things and naughty words at the TV.
added: Fifth: It's an epic quest to save the world -- not 7 volumes like Harry Potter where they had brains and trusted each other but here, they are all stupid and hate each other on the epic quest. That's a different dynamic...
So, I'll watch it. For funsies.