Ok. It is many years since this one was perpetrated on you unsuspecting souls and I am feeling cruel;-

WeeWeeChu

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, “Hey baby, let’s play WeeWeeChu.”

“Oh no, not now. Let’s just look at the moon”, said Jung Lee.

“Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I play WeeWeeChu. I love you and it is the perfect time,”

Huan Cho begged.

“But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon.”

“Please Jung Lee, just once, play WeeWeeChu with me.”

Jung Lee looked hard and long at Huan Cho and sighed. She then said, “Ok, we’ll play WeeWeeChu.”

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both ……….

sang ……….

(are you ready for this?)

(You sure? OK.)

WeeWeeChu a merry Christmas, WeeWeeChu a merry Christmas, WeeWeeChu a merry Christmas and a happy new year!

Got me. I was expecting her to chew his wee-wee.

Sandi

oh groan, groan, and one final groan ...