Dave craps on "Kingsman, the Secret Service"
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:34 pm
Where do I even begin to tell the story of how bored I was?
A friend of mine quit after 20 minutes.
This is a James Bond Wannabe with a weird sense of humor. Gaia resurrects Charles Nelson Reilly from the dead -- no, no, no, that's only a fever dream...
There is a secret, very secret, ultra secret, absolutely secret service called Kingsman.
Samuel L. Jackson has this strange belief that earth is getting a fever (hence the Gaia myth comes into play) and is sick. So he determines a way to destroy 90% of the population of the world. Rather boringly, "Kingsman" gets wind of this and has to save the world.
If you make it to the "Land of Hope and Glory" sequence then you must be drunk, high or making love... That sequence will surely make you sober or limp your love life.
This is the dumbest plot I've seen in a long time...
A friend of mine quit after 20 minutes.
This is a James Bond Wannabe with a weird sense of humor. Gaia resurrects Charles Nelson Reilly from the dead -- no, no, no, that's only a fever dream...
There is a secret, very secret, ultra secret, absolutely secret service called Kingsman.
Samuel L. Jackson has this strange belief that earth is getting a fever (hence the Gaia myth comes into play) and is sick. So he determines a way to destroy 90% of the population of the world. Rather boringly, "Kingsman" gets wind of this and has to save the world.
If you make it to the "Land of Hope and Glory" sequence then you must be drunk, high or making love... That sequence will surely make you sober or limp your love life.
This is the dumbest plot I've seen in a long time...