>>There's a video with it too.
>>It's the perfect gift for someone who gardens or has been perfectly shitful to you. I mean, we all get shitty with the world sometimes, but this is a way to get some real shit.
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>>PLEASE NOTE -- you cannot send this to Australia because Australia forbids the importation of shit.
>>Apparently they don't worry about the exportation of shit but that's a different matter.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/thi ... weird-news
In the delivery game, you could call this the other Big Brown.
Shitexpress will deliver a steamy pile of horse crap with a personalized message to your enemies -- or twisted friends.
The Hong Kong-based service launched in November 2014 as a marketing experiment and has stuck around like dog doo on a sneaker tread.
"Yes, it's legit," CEO Peter (no last name) told The Huffington Post.
Peter says his firm earned $10,000 in its first month and has made more than 2,500 shipments. Take note, scatological Santas: Orders cost $16.95 for shipping to many places around the world, and can be done anonymously.
However, Peter notes, Australia is an excrement exception. "Australia doesn't allow feces delivered from outside of the country, so we have partners who ship it locally for us."
The company's website suggests sending the poo to "An annoying colleague. A teacher. The ex-girlfriend.The tyrannical boss. The jealous neighbor. Or former classmate." But its extensive disclaimer warns that it is a gag and should not be used to harass, intimidate or violate a restraining order.
The most unusual package so far was someone who included a wedding ring with the poop, Peter told HuffPost.
We'll guess that the marriage is over.
Here's a journalist opening a Shitexpress package last year:
This is too "evil" to pass up
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Re: This is too "evil" to pass up
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2015 8:16 am This thread belongs in the shitter, er, well ... OH.
Yep!
Pretty crappy...
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The great puzzle that my friends and neighbors have -- is that there are at least three families with barns and horses. Including my own relatives. There's even a farrier nearby and I'm sure that he has access to lots of farms that need to dispose of manure or spread it on fields or lawns...
If I want to send anyone horse manure as an anonymous gift to someone who was a "pile of shit" then I simply need to ask them for a shovel and visit a barn. It's free if you have your own shovel and container. Alternately, the big stables will load a pickup truck or a smaller dump truck from that large pile of manure in the back of the barn for a small price.
It's not like a horse charges for this. Or a cow. Or even the lady who keeps ten donkeys as pets just down the road. The concept of announcing that this isn't mere horseshit but mule and donkey shit because the recipient is so stubborn, might work...
If I want to send anyone horse manure as an anonymous gift to someone who was a "pile of shit" then I simply need to ask them for a shovel and visit a barn. It's free if you have your own shovel and container. Alternately, the big stables will load a pickup truck or a smaller dump truck from that large pile of manure in the back of the barn for a small price.
It's not like a horse charges for this. Or a cow. Or even the lady who keeps ten donkeys as pets just down the road. The concept of announcing that this isn't mere horseshit but mule and donkey shit because the recipient is so stubborn, might work...