Jurassic World
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:58 am
I got this early through the cable company. It is good. Entertaining and lots of fun.
I enjoyed it and I can watch it anytime I want (I want a bigger TV)...
Don't let any of what I say next stop you from seeing the movie. It is a good movie even with its faults.
The story is set about 20 years after the events of the first three movies and INGEN has rebuilt Jurassic Park on Isla Nuba (spelling?) into Jurassic World and populated it with all sorts of dinosaurs. To "up the ante" on all theme parks and to satisfy a hidden military agenda, the genetic biologists create "Indominus Rex", a creature about 40 feet tall (that's like twice the size of the Tyrannosaurus Rex)...
Meanwhile, two boys who are nephews to the woman who runs the island, come to visit and the older one left his teenage crush and the younger one has googled his parents divorce lawyers.
It also seems that Chris Pratt (who might have not bathed in several weeks because velociraptors like their Alpha to stink -- all the better to track you with, my dear!) has trained four velociraptors and HAS to be introduced to the big one -- the Imodium Rex --
Sorry Indominus Rex ...
Thus the fun starts and dinosaurs savage the world with claws and teeth with mankind as their food source. A horribly blood apocalyptic vision of the End Times...
No wait, that's another story. Sorry.
The bad guys release the dinosaurs in Kandahar so they can feast on Taliban.
No wait, wait, that's not right.
A helicopter falls into a birdcage and kills Piscine Molitor ″Pi″ Patel...
Nope, sorry, that's not right.
There's this Mosasaurus that was one of the last of the mosasaurids.
But that's giving away too much.
Someone does get eaten by the dinosaurs!
I'm going to go watch it again and get all those plot points right.
I enjoyed it and I can watch it anytime I want (I want a bigger TV)...
Don't let any of what I say next stop you from seeing the movie. It is a good movie even with its faults.
The story is set about 20 years after the events of the first three movies and INGEN has rebuilt Jurassic Park on Isla Nuba (spelling?) into Jurassic World and populated it with all sorts of dinosaurs. To "up the ante" on all theme parks and to satisfy a hidden military agenda, the genetic biologists create "Indominus Rex", a creature about 40 feet tall (that's like twice the size of the Tyrannosaurus Rex)...
Meanwhile, two boys who are nephews to the woman who runs the island, come to visit and the older one left his teenage crush and the younger one has googled his parents divorce lawyers.
It also seems that Chris Pratt (who might have not bathed in several weeks because velociraptors like their Alpha to stink -- all the better to track you with, my dear!) has trained four velociraptors and HAS to be introduced to the big one -- the Imodium Rex --
Sorry Indominus Rex ...
Thus the fun starts and dinosaurs savage the world with claws and teeth with mankind as their food source. A horribly blood apocalyptic vision of the End Times...
No wait, that's another story. Sorry.
The bad guys release the dinosaurs in Kandahar so they can feast on Taliban.
No wait, wait, that's not right.
A helicopter falls into a birdcage and kills Piscine Molitor ″Pi″ Patel...
Nope, sorry, that's not right.
There's this Mosasaurus that was one of the last of the mosasaurids.
But that's giving away too much.
Someone does get eaten by the dinosaurs!
I'm going to go watch it again and get all those plot points right.