When the surgeon came to see his young patient on the day after her operation, she was sligthy embarassed.

So the surgeon asked her "what's wrong?"

"Well this is a bit embarassing for me, but just how long will it be

before I can resume my normal sex life.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it." replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy."