A golfing joke

[Andrew (imported)]

Two diehard golfers are out playing a round when a thunderstorm

comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of lighting comes down

and stikes the golfers dead..

Arriving at those pearly gates, God comes down to talk to

the 2 men.

"Sorry, but we made a mistake" says God, "it seems that it

was not your time to die. Now I can send you back but you have

to go back as someone different, it is just too confusing since

they all ready had the funeral. In fact your wife is already

dating" he says to one of the golfers.

After two golfer have a little talk they approach God and

request "we decided we want to go back as a couple of

dykes" ask the first golfer, "good looking dykes if you

please" says the second.

"I can send you back as dykes" replies God "but I must

know why you guys want to be dykes"

"Well we figure if we go back as dykes we still get to

eat pussy" says the first golfer, "plus we get to tee off

from the woman's tee".