Steve Gutenberg should lose an inch or two of blubber from his waistline or keep his shirt on.

about an hour later:

It turns out the Mayans knew about this and they named it "lavalantula"

yes, Mayans.

And there is a Mama-Lava-Lantula, too

Steve Gutenberg really looks OLD. Then again, I haven't seen him since Police Academy.

Yes, he did age to be a bit (more than just a bit) flabby.

They had to work at the camera angle to make him look reasonably good.