Well, I took down my Confederate flag, I scraped the National Rifle Association sticker off the window of my truck and I cancelled the monitoring of my home alarm system. Then I went out and bought a Pakistani flag to put on one side of my yard and an ISIS flag for the other side. Now I have the FBI, CIA, NSA, DOD and others from Homeland Security watching my house. I've never been safer in my life and I'm saving $49.95 a month on the alarm system.

This one's just a bit political...

I think it's riding a fine line, but I got a giggle.

--LT

Sounds like something a liberal, centrist and right winger can all laugh at.