I got my testicles snipped today. For free.
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:24 pm
What if there was a building in your city or one nearby where you could make an appointment, tell them you'd like surgery on your testicles, and they would take you into a room and ask you a few questions. Next a doctor would take you into the next room, have you pull off your pants and underwear, and have you lie back is he numbs your scrotum, sticks a probe into your sack, and severs one of the main connections between your testicles and body?
And what if, after the procedure is done, you were rendered completely sterile, unable to get anyone pregnant, your cock basically biologically useless. Well, I had this done today!
I met a guy online who got fascinated with my desire to be a eunuch. He said, "Why don't you get a vasectomy first as a kind of trial run? After all, if you can't get a simple vasectomy, how could you possibly go through with castraton?" He basically dared me to go have my reproductive organs rendered useless, an have me sterilized.
This morning I walked into my neighborhood Planned Parenthood at 11:00 a.m. There were a few women there with their children, probably getting their birth control. When they called my number the lady at the counter asked me what I was there for, and I casually said, "I need to get a vasectomy." I handed her my insurance cards, and she looked them up. I am in California and Medical covers male sterilization of males 100%. Anyone that is low or no income can basically walk in off the street and voluntarily request that they be sterilized.
She told me it was your lucky day, Tuesday is the day they perform vasectomies and the doctor was already here performing his first sterilization of the day. She asked me to wait in the lobby, and told me the operations usually only take about 1/2 hour and there was an opening so I would be up soon.
I was pretty excited waiting, knowing that in half and hour I would lose a major portion of my manhood. After what felt like an eternity, they called my name and the assistant led me into the small doctors office where the vasecetomies are performed. She handed me a disposable razor blade and told me to shave all around my scrotum, very carefully. I was then to remove my pants, and wait on the operating table. The doctor arrived in a few minutes, about thirty years old with a full beard. "You ready to put the twins to bed?" and his joke broke the ice. "You better be sure, because this should be considered permanent. Vasectomy reversal is costly and doesn't always work."
He asked me to pull down my underwear and lie back. He explained the lidocaine would be "sprayed" into my scrotum and spermatic cords using a new technology (I think all the Planned Parenthoods have this now). Then he was going to puncture a small hole in the middle of my scrotum through which he'd grab my spermatic cords, crush and cauterize them, and then release them back into my nutsack.
I told him OK and he pressed the lidocaine device against the middle of my scrotum and I could feel kind of a prickly sensation as if forced the lidocaine into my skin and below it. I could feel it spreading. Next I saw him grab what looked like a large syringe, but it was the puncture device. I didn't feel anything as he made the puncture. After that I just laid back enjoying my taxpayer funded sterilization. I loved the feeling that my nuts were being made useless, and I could no longer successfully breed.
He was done destroying my spermatic cords in about 12 minutes, and the whole time I could barely feel anything. "OK, the boys are on vacation." he said. He placed a small round bandaid over the puncture site, no stitches required. I pulled up my underwear, put on my pants and walked out of the clinic feeling much less of a man than the day before. i drove home, a dull ache in my groin, happy my balls were one step closer to losing their final connection to my body.
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So, I challenge any would-be eunuchs: Make an appointment with your local Planned Parenthood. Tell them you don't want any more children. Fill out the paperwork. If you have no insurance, they will work with you. As I gather, their goal is really to sterilize as many men as possible, so if you tell them you have little or no money they may not even charge you. And like me, if you have state benefits, it's definitely covered, as the state is extremely eager to sterilize anyone who asks.
Overall, not a bad tuesday. I got free surgery that turned me into half the man I used to be. If anyone else does this, please post your experience here.
And what if, after the procedure is done, you were rendered completely sterile, unable to get anyone pregnant, your cock basically biologically useless. Well, I had this done today!
I met a guy online who got fascinated with my desire to be a eunuch. He said, "Why don't you get a vasectomy first as a kind of trial run? After all, if you can't get a simple vasectomy, how could you possibly go through with castraton?" He basically dared me to go have my reproductive organs rendered useless, an have me sterilized.
This morning I walked into my neighborhood Planned Parenthood at 11:00 a.m. There were a few women there with their children, probably getting their birth control. When they called my number the lady at the counter asked me what I was there for, and I casually said, "I need to get a vasectomy." I handed her my insurance cards, and she looked them up. I am in California and Medical covers male sterilization of males 100%. Anyone that is low or no income can basically walk in off the street and voluntarily request that they be sterilized.
She told me it was your lucky day, Tuesday is the day they perform vasectomies and the doctor was already here performing his first sterilization of the day. She asked me to wait in the lobby, and told me the operations usually only take about 1/2 hour and there was an opening so I would be up soon.
I was pretty excited waiting, knowing that in half and hour I would lose a major portion of my manhood. After what felt like an eternity, they called my name and the assistant led me into the small doctors office where the vasecetomies are performed. She handed me a disposable razor blade and told me to shave all around my scrotum, very carefully. I was then to remove my pants, and wait on the operating table. The doctor arrived in a few minutes, about thirty years old with a full beard. "You ready to put the twins to bed?" and his joke broke the ice. "You better be sure, because this should be considered permanent. Vasectomy reversal is costly and doesn't always work."
He asked me to pull down my underwear and lie back. He explained the lidocaine would be "sprayed" into my scrotum and spermatic cords using a new technology (I think all the Planned Parenthoods have this now). Then he was going to puncture a small hole in the middle of my scrotum through which he'd grab my spermatic cords, crush and cauterize them, and then release them back into my nutsack.
I told him OK and he pressed the lidocaine device against the middle of my scrotum and I could feel kind of a prickly sensation as if forced the lidocaine into my skin and below it. I could feel it spreading. Next I saw him grab what looked like a large syringe, but it was the puncture device. I didn't feel anything as he made the puncture. After that I just laid back enjoying my taxpayer funded sterilization. I loved the feeling that my nuts were being made useless, and I could no longer successfully breed.
He was done destroying my spermatic cords in about 12 minutes, and the whole time I could barely feel anything. "OK, the boys are on vacation." he said. He placed a small round bandaid over the puncture site, no stitches required. I pulled up my underwear, put on my pants and walked out of the clinic feeling much less of a man than the day before. i drove home, a dull ache in my groin, happy my balls were one step closer to losing their final connection to my body.
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So, I challenge any would-be eunuchs: Make an appointment with your local Planned Parenthood. Tell them you don't want any more children. Fill out the paperwork. If you have no insurance, they will work with you. As I gather, their goal is really to sterilize as many men as possible, so if you tell them you have little or no money they may not even charge you. And like me, if you have state benefits, it's definitely covered, as the state is extremely eager to sterilize anyone who asks.
Overall, not a bad tuesday. I got free surgery that turned me into half the man I used to be. If anyone else does this, please post your experience here.
