What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

- - a good start

Why don't Sharks bite Lawyers?

- - professional courtesy

What do you all a lawyer who is on fire?

- - kindling

What do you call lawyers when they skydive?

- - skeet

Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

- quote from Winston Churchill who had a great sense of humor (insult)

The difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road? Skid marks in front of the skunk.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a blood-sucking leech?

The leech quits sucking when you die.

Why are scientists starting to use lawyers instead of rats for testing in labs.

Lawyers are more plentiful and not as lovable as the rats.

How can you tell the difference between a pit bull and a female lawyer?

Lipstick.

sherifffdb (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:55 pm How can you tell the difference between a pit bull and a female lawyer?

Lipstick.

Pit bulls wear lipstick? --FLO--

Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Q: What do you call parachuting lawyers?

A: Skeet.

Q: Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep?

A: Because deep down, they are really good guys!