Stitchers is a TV series starting on ABC-Family.

This is a TV show that is made of poor cloth.

This is a patchwork quilt that should have remained patches.

Don't pick up the needle.

Don't unspool the thread.

Don't tie off the knot of

IT is filled with single dimension characters, people unable to function in the real world and characters that have no social skills.

Wretched and rather than awe inspiring, just plain awful.

And you forgot the unreal laugh track.

Unlike shows, like All in the Family which was done if front of a live audience and in that lies the answer to the problem.

River