The side of my neck where that node is feels like there's a knife sticking in it.
The slot where I had the next to last molar pulled 2 years ago hurts like a toothache, although, obviously, there's not a tooth in it.
And to top it all off, the barber commented on how gray my hair was today. Getting it trimmed only made it look worse.
Maybe I should schedule funeral arrangements now? With any luck, I'll be dead by April 15th and they can't get me then...