Movie: Interstellar - major spoilers
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:44 am
Don't waste your time on this nearly 3-hour long, big named filled, big budget turkey.
The film is dead boring. It's hard to figure out what's going on. An hour into the movie, you still don't know much. If you watch closely, you'll figure out that all the animals and just about all the plants (except corn) have died off due to some kind of blight. It's hinted at that technology and machines are pretty much a no-no. For about half an hour, you get Matthew McCaughnehey or whatever his name is, driving around in his big Ram 3500 series truck (there must still be gas?) in cornfields and whining about how, as an engineer, he has nothing to do and hates being a farmer. Life's hard, it's unfair to him and his kids, oh woe is me...
Enter a ghost or poltergeist or something diddling with the books in his ultra-smart daughter's bedroom, and you end up with coordinates formed in the dust by some kind of gravitational anomaly.
To make a long boring story short, they find the remnants of NASA underground, hiding. There was a mission to a wormhole that appeared near Saturn. You think the force that put it there might have put it a bit closer to Earth?! Go through the wormhole, find the missing mission leaders that went before, and find a new planet to live on. bla bla bla. The first is too wet, the 2nd is too cold, the 3rd is just right? Goldilocks, anyone?
Go to the concession stand and have a snack. Go pee. Insure a pass-out and go have a smoke. Go out to dinner somewhere. Come back.
You didn't miss anything. They're still fighting over what to do: plan A or plan B. More like Plan 9 From Outer Space. It was a better movie.
Relativistic time dilation, long distance sleeper travel in space, drama, loud music, special effects...at least the music wakes you up.
Then enter the Deus Ex Machina, and we all live happily ever after, after the evil plans of NASA have been thwarted.
MAJOR SPOILER: The ghost was the girl's dad from the future trying to change the past. It didn't work, I think, since he was trying to do it from the inside of a black hole in another galaxy.
In a word, LAME.
Save your money.
Steal it off Pirate Bay when it comes out on DVD.
The film is dead boring. It's hard to figure out what's going on. An hour into the movie, you still don't know much. If you watch closely, you'll figure out that all the animals and just about all the plants (except corn) have died off due to some kind of blight. It's hinted at that technology and machines are pretty much a no-no. For about half an hour, you get Matthew McCaughnehey or whatever his name is, driving around in his big Ram 3500 series truck (there must still be gas?) in cornfields and whining about how, as an engineer, he has nothing to do and hates being a farmer. Life's hard, it's unfair to him and his kids, oh woe is me...
Enter a ghost or poltergeist or something diddling with the books in his ultra-smart daughter's bedroom, and you end up with coordinates formed in the dust by some kind of gravitational anomaly.
To make a long boring story short, they find the remnants of NASA underground, hiding. There was a mission to a wormhole that appeared near Saturn. You think the force that put it there might have put it a bit closer to Earth?! Go through the wormhole, find the missing mission leaders that went before, and find a new planet to live on. bla bla bla. The first is too wet, the 2nd is too cold, the 3rd is just right? Goldilocks, anyone?
Go to the concession stand and have a snack. Go pee. Insure a pass-out and go have a smoke. Go out to dinner somewhere. Come back.
You didn't miss anything. They're still fighting over what to do: plan A or plan B. More like Plan 9 From Outer Space. It was a better movie.
Relativistic time dilation, long distance sleeper travel in space, drama, loud music, special effects...at least the music wakes you up.
Then enter the Deus Ex Machina, and we all live happily ever after, after the evil plans of NASA have been thwarted.
MAJOR SPOILER: The ghost was the girl's dad from the future trying to change the past. It didn't work, I think, since he was trying to do it from the inside of a black hole in another galaxy.
In a word, LAME.
Save your money.
Steal it off Pirate Bay when it comes out on DVD.