http://www.tickld.com/x/the-best-amazon ... -hilarious

River

Very funny, thanks for sharing!

This is why you should read the lable!Wow very funny. Ernie

Nothing like an AMAZON review gone bad, like sour milk or rancid cheese or that green stuff that was in the foil in the back of the upper shelf. It cpu;don't have been fruit cake from two years ago Christmas could it? I mean fruit cake has such a high alcohol content. Maybe it was that pop tart from a couple months before when I wasn't hungry but opened it by mistake. . .

Don't use this on your danglies and look at the number of readers of the review who liked the review!

Lots of fun. Lots of fun.

Riverwind (imported) wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:01 pm http://www.tickld.com/x/the-best-amazon ... -hilarious

River

This review also appeared on Facebook. My daughter shared it and I could not stop laughing, so I shared it as well, absolutely hilarious.

My daughter sent me a review of uranium ore.

My phone doesn't have an equal sign or I'd send the URL.

george2u2 (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:31 am My daughter sent me a review of uranium ore.

My phone doesn't have an equal sign or I'd send the URL.

There''s more than one review:

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium ... B000796XXM

Things like:

I bought this 4.47 million years ago and just opened it and its half empty.

I bought this and a cat in a box.

My roses are nearly one foot in diameter.

And the customer Q&A's are just as much fun.

One even speculates that this is not Uranium but Godzilla Coprolite. (look it up, look it up. It's a great joke)

I think my favorite was the last, taking his tomato plant for a walk.

River