We, Americans appreciate Mom.
Example: American as Mom and Apple Pie.
Happy Mother's Day to all.
Be sure to turn on your TV's at midnight to see the Great Mother, all lit up, descend in Time Square on all major networks.
Moi
Im going to give you until the count of three. 1 2 2 and a half 2 and three quarters
Running away? Is that a threat or a promise?
I dont care who started it, I said stop it!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
Money doesnt grow on trees.
What did I say the first time?
Dont go out with a wet head, youll catch a cold.
No child of mine would do something like that.
Im going to skin you alive!
Dont make me get up!
Put that down! You dont know where its been!
Who taught you THAT? You didnt learn that in this house!
Who else is going to be there?
Dont sit too close to the television itll ruin your eyes.
You cant find it? Well, if youd put things where they belonged
You wont be happy until you break that, will you?
Just wait til your father gets home!
-- I hope someday you have children just like you.