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Something happened to me today.

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:08 pm
by talula
Something happened to me today that I'm still laughing about.

A very old college buddy asked me to pick his daughter up at the bus station coming in from Chicago, then drop her off at the college dorm where she is doing her studies. She just turned 18 and she calls me Uncle (fill my name in here).

I pick her up. We go to dinner and have a nice chat. In this chat she goes:

"Uncle (fill my name in here). My dad told me the other day how proud he was of me."

I said "Well hon, what isn't there to be proud of? But tell me what'cha do?"

She replies "I organized a field trip with some of my college girlfriends up ta SexWorld where we rode the coin-operated nine-foot-long bronze colored bucking penis is what I did!"

I was so stunned that all I could think of saying was "I'm proud of you too darling, I'm proud of you too".

Guess we gots another MoM recreational possibility.

Re: Something happened to me today.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:06 am
by Paolo
Somehow I can't see Jesus doing this

Re: Something happened to me today.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:13 am
by kristoff
It has been a while since we had an expedition to Sex World. Might be fun to take a ride...

Re: Something happened to me today.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:17 am
by A-1 (imported)
SHIT!

Can't we go to the Mustang ranch in Nevada instead?

Re: Something happened to me today.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:19 am
by sherifffdb (imported)
Where is SexWorld?

Re: Something happened to me today.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:00 pm
by butterflyjack (imported)
I love this kid!!That's what I call a wild and crazy soul .. Where the hell is Sex World???

Re: Something happened to me today.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:49 pm
by devi (imported)
There's lots of good places in Nevada. Hot springs east of Austin aren't too far away. Also Elko, Eli, Pyramid lake, etc. My experience with these type of women (and they are business women) is that with anything that might come close to being considered a "fantasy" is that they'll suddenly demand lots of money and then of course I'm never interested. Sorry but I just don't and never have. Maybe I'm a prude in that respect. Oh well. So you can be in the hot springs or elsewhere talking and laughing with them but when you start crossing what they might think is that threshold suddenly things will change very quickly with them and they'll begin negotiating a price in something I'm just not all that interested in.

SHIT!
A-1 (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:17 am Can't we go to the Mustang ranch in Nevada instead?

Re: Something happened to me today.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:57 pm
by tugon (imported)
Yes that was a good tour. I still have the leather jock but not the man that fit in it. Oh one of these days I might try to find someone to fill it again.

Re: Something happened to me today.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:13 pm
by kristoff
tugon (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:57 pm Yes that was a good tour. I still have the leather jock but not the man that fit in it. Oh one of these days I might try to find someone to fill it again.

Unfortunately, that store went out of business. Have to custom order ones jocks now.
butterflyjack (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:00 pm I love this kid!!That's what I call a wild and crazy soul .. Where the hell is Sex World???

Sex World is a five story sex emporium in the North Loop of Minneapolis

Re: Something happened to me today.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:52 pm
by Missouri_Steer (imported)
To Bad, Mustang Ranch is close do to the governments ability to manage it after taking it over from Conforte.