A Great Joke
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2002 9:34 am
>A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
> > > > >All of a sudden, he said out loud, Lord grant me one wish."
>Suddenly
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> > > the
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> > > > >sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,
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> > > > >"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
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> > > grant
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> > > > >you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
>drive
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> > >over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very
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> > > > >materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
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> > > > >undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the
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> > > Pacific!
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> > > > >The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is
hard
>for
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> > > me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time
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> > > and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify
>me."
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> > > The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
>wish
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> > > that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside,
>what
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> > > they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they
>cry,
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> > > what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman
>truly
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> > > > >happy."
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>
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> > > > >
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> >
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> > > > >The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that
>bridge?"
> > > > >All of a sudden, he said out loud, Lord grant me one wish."
>Suddenly
>
> > > the
>
> > > > >sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,
>
> > > > >"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
>
> > > grant
>
> > > > >you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
>drive
>
> > >over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very
>
> > > > >materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
>
> > > > >undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the
>
> > > Pacific!
>
> > > > >The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is
hard
>for
>
> > > me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time
>
> > > and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify
>me."
>
> > > The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
>wish
>
> > > that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside,
>what
>
> > > they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they
>cry,
>
> > > what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman
>truly
>
> > > > >happy."
>
>
>
> > > > >
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> >
>
> > > > >The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that
>bridge?"