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Woman cut off sleeping boyfriend’s penis

By Ke Jiayun | January 30, 2014, Thursday | PRINT EDITION

A WOMAN cut off her boyfriend’s penis in Minhang District early yesterday as she suspected he was going to dump her, xinmin.cn reported.

The woman, surnamed Tu and about 30 years old, is some nine years older than her boyfriend, surnamed Xia, it was reported.

Because Xia’s family disapproved of the relationship, Xia only bought a rail ticket for himself to go home for the Spring Festival, the report said.

When Tu saw that Xia had no intention of taking her to meet his parents, she thought he was going to break up with her.

When Xia was drunk and had passed out, Tu cut off his penis with a knife, said the report.

She went with Xia to hospital after the attack and was taken by police for questioning.

A witness said a man arrived at the Shanghai No. 5 People’s Hospital by ambulance about 3am. A policeman was carrying a thermos flask filled with water and containing the severed penis, while a blood-stained woman was talking to medics, said the witness.

The hospital did not give details of Xia’s condition.

That guy's Chinese New Year isn't looking to be very propitious. I wonder what his fortune cookie said at dinner? (Yeah, I know they don't actually have fortune cookies in China.)

Possible fortunes:

* You should value your friends before they are gone

* Perhaps you have been focusing too much on yourself lately

* Do not be overly judgmental of your loved ones' actions

* Life will take an unexpected direction

* When you are at the top, you have further to fall

* A wise man learns from his mistakes

* Something wonderful is about to happen

* The greatest danger could be your stupidity

* Focus on work to distract you from your other problems

* Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.

* Everything has a cause, look to your past for answers

* Remember to share good fortune was well as bad with your friends.

* You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

* Don't worry, you will find your thing.

Sorry, I'm feeling silly tonight for some reason. I do feel sorry for the guy (and envious).

Sorry, I cannot resist...

CHOP CHOP!

PENIS GONE!

CHOP CHOP!

Whoever translated the original article into English screwed up, because it appears this is what actually happened, with the names and ages corrected. The surnames were mixed up with each other and the woman is even older.

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Woman cuts off penis of boyfriend who wouldn’t take her home for holiday

By Ke Jiayun | January 29, 2014, Wednesday | ONLINE

sherrycoolz (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:15 pm EDITION

A WOMAN cut off her boyfriend’s penis in Minhang District

this morning because she suspected he was going to dump her, Xinmin.cn reported today.

The woman is

sherrycoolz (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:15 pm nine years older than her boyfriend,

who is surnamed Xia and is about 30 years old and from Anhui Province. Because Xia'

sherrycoolz (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:15 pm s family disapproved of the relationship, Xia

bought only one railway ticket for himself to go back home for the Spring Festival.

His girlfriend, surnamed Tu, a migrant from Sichuan Province, saw that Xia showe

sherrycoolz (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:15 pm d no intention of taking her to meet his parents

and thought he would break up with her. She cut off Xia’s penis with a knife when Xia was drunk and unconscious at dawn today.

Tu sent Xia to the

sherrycoolz (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:15 pm hospital after the attack and was taken by police for questioning.

It matches the original article in Chinese when you put it in the translator, I looked it up with google translate.

http://www.chinanews.com/fz/2014/01-29/5797769.shtml

Another more detailed article on the incident in Chinese says she boiled his penis so it couldn't be re-attached.

http://sh.sina.com.cn/news/s/2014-01-30/085180380.html

This is the google translation

Women's dissatisfaction with her boyfriend to buy a ticket to go home after his castration will soak into the water

A - A +2014年1月30日08:51 Tiempo comment

WASHINGTON (Reporter Shi Yao can) yesterday morning, when the boyfriend of a woman while drunk their penis cut off and placed in a pot of boiling water, resulting in the recovery can not be stitched. The reason might be because of the incident, the man before the holiday to buy a train ticket home for the holiday alone, girlfriend suspected to be abandoned, only under the murderous.

Reporters learned that the woman surnamed Tu, about 40 years old, Sichuan. The victim surnamed Xia, about 30 years old, Anhui. Two for the men and women friends. According to informed sources, the man has not agreed to the two exchanges at home, just before the holiday man ready to buy a train ticket back home to the New Year, you want to abandon the woman suspected her boyfriend, so take advantage of the man drunkenly knife yesterday morning their penis cut off.

After the incident, the injured man was taken to hospital the woman first aid, will cut off the penis into the pot containing boiling water. Hospital to understand the situation immediately after the alarm, the men's penis was also sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. However, according to doctors, because of the injured penis after hot water immersion has changed (cooked), inoperable connection. Yesterday morning, the injured man was transferred to the Ninth People's Hospital for further treatment. Currently, wounding the woman has been taken away by the police investigation.

Why can't I meet a woman like this?

stewie69 (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:06 pm Why can't I meet a woman like this?

Why would you want to? You'd more likely than not bleed to death.

sherrycoolz (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:58 pm Whoever translated the original article into English screwed up, because it appears this is what actually happened, with the names and ages corrected. The surnames were mixed up with each other and the woman is even older.

http://www.shanghaidaily.com/metro/Woma ... aily.shtml

It matches the original article in Chinese when you put it in the translator, I looked it up with google translate.

http://www.chinanews.com/fz/2014/01-29/5797769.shtml

Another more detailed article on the incident in Chinese says she boiled his penis so it couldn't be re-attached.

http://sh.sina.com.cn/news/s/2014-01-30/085180380.html

This is the google translation

Those Asian women know how to do it.

There was the Thai lady who fed it to a wild duck

And the local Orange County lady who drugged him, tied him down, let him wake up, did the deed and ran it through the garbage disposal.

Moi

Well j guess as this is the year of the horse maybe he was hun like a mouse and that is why she cut off his penis

kristoff wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:27 pm Why would you want to? You'd more likely than not bleed to death.

True, it is risky, but it's nearly impossible to find a doctor to perform a voluntary penectomy. If a woman chops it off and you show up at the ER as the "victim", the docs can sew up the stump and the pesky penis is gone. Just seems convenient.

Q: What is the best way to cook a penis?

A: BOIL THE PISS OUT OF IT!!!