Good Morning!

FLASH!

Abu Nidal, a Palestinian Terrorist, is found dead of multiple gunshot wounds. Theories of the method of his demise include...

1. He was ill with heart disease and bone cancer so in a fit of depression he shot himself multiple times, (most likely in the head), and then pulled the sheet up over his face! Believe it or nuts!

2. He was assassinated by the Moussad. (I mean, isn't every Arab of any terroristic importance?) Anyway, you know how the Moussad has infiltrated Baghdad with its agents in preparation for the impending American invasion, right?

3. Saddam is so petrified that America is coming with its allies to KICK HIS ASS again, that he is directing his agents to kill any terrorist that could be used as an excuse.

Well, the bastard needed to be dead. Just like a few other terrorist SCUM who shall remain nameless...

A-1

Is this the guy that they said committed suicides by shooting him self in the mouth 4 times ? RIGHT. And no one helped pull the trigger, well no loss on this planet that’s for sure. Even Hitler got away by doing that. I could find other ways to end the poor bastards life that would be more creative.

Good riddens