They say that there is a shortage of VELVEETA and that many of the viewers will have to purchase a different cheese and maybe real cheese to make their Salsa's and Queso's and onion dips..\

Why two of my beer-swilling, red-blooded walking testosterone factories are taking the vapors and are beside themselves.

You would think that a block of processed and artificially created brick of cheese flavored dip would be anathema to these healthy conscious people who worry about fatty foods and unhealthy bean dips (it's the flatulence, you know). However, they are panicked by the thought of having to melt real cheese and eat it with (oh wait a minute, those chips are processed, too) potato chips.

Truly, beer and oleaginous fake cheese is the great American snack food for the Superbowl.

What happened to bacon wrapped Vienna Sausages?

What happened to "stomach-destroying" Sriracha that burns the old poop shoot on the way out?

Truly, what happened to processed jumbo bologna, deep friend twinkles and chicken wings?

Couch potatoes of the world unite - you have nothing to lose but your heart attacks!

(ok, y'all have my permission to roll your eyes!)

Good.

It's not real food anyway.

Come to Canada, Velveeta is not a good seller here, buy as much as you can. Personnally I haven't ate that stuff for over 50 years now and it won't happen again.