The lord said unto Noah..
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:01 am
Thanks everyone for making EA possible. There's so much work and organization that it's worth saying so from time to time. Anyone who has tried to orgaize any project should get a little cheer from the old morsel below....
Seems that some of the challenges are not new.....
And the Lord said unto Noah: "Where is the ark which I have
commanded thee build?"
And Noah said unto the Lord: "Verily, I have had three carpenters
off sick. The Gopher-wood supplier hath let me down-yea, even though the
gopher-wood hath been on order for nigh upon 12 months. What can I do, O
Lord?"
And the Lord said unto Noah: "I want that ark finished after seven
days and seven nights."
And Noah said: "It will be so."
But it was not so. And the Lord said unto Noah: "What seemeth to be
the trouble this time?"
And Noah said unto the Lord: "My subcontractor hath gone bankrupt.
The pitch which thou didst command me to put on the outside and on the
inside of the ark hath not arrived. Shem, my son who helpeth me on the
ark side of the business, hath formed a pop group with his brothers, Ham
and Japheth. Lord, I am undone."
And the Lord grew angry and said: "And what of the animals, the male
and female of every sort that I ordered to come unto thee to keep their
seed alive upon the face of the earth?"
And Noah said: "They have been delivered unto the wrong address, but
should arrive on Friday. "
And the Lord said: "How about the unicorns, and the fowls of the air
by sevens?"
And Noah wrung his hands and wept, saying: "Lord, unicorns are a
discontinued line. Thou canst not get them for love nor money. And the
fowls of the air are sold only in half-dozens. Lord, Lord, thou knowest
how it is."
And the Lord in his wisdom said: "Noah, my son, I know. Why else
dost thou think I have caused a Flood?"
Seems that some of the challenges are not new.....
And the Lord said unto Noah: "Where is the ark which I have
commanded thee build?"
And Noah said unto the Lord: "Verily, I have had three carpenters
off sick. The Gopher-wood supplier hath let me down-yea, even though the
gopher-wood hath been on order for nigh upon 12 months. What can I do, O
Lord?"
And the Lord said unto Noah: "I want that ark finished after seven
days and seven nights."
And Noah said: "It will be so."
But it was not so. And the Lord said unto Noah: "What seemeth to be
the trouble this time?"
And Noah said unto the Lord: "My subcontractor hath gone bankrupt.
The pitch which thou didst command me to put on the outside and on the
inside of the ark hath not arrived. Shem, my son who helpeth me on the
ark side of the business, hath formed a pop group with his brothers, Ham
and Japheth. Lord, I am undone."
And the Lord grew angry and said: "And what of the animals, the male
and female of every sort that I ordered to come unto thee to keep their
seed alive upon the face of the earth?"
And Noah said: "They have been delivered unto the wrong address, but
should arrive on Friday. "
And the Lord said: "How about the unicorns, and the fowls of the air
by sevens?"
And Noah wrung his hands and wept, saying: "Lord, unicorns are a
discontinued line. Thou canst not get them for love nor money. And the
fowls of the air are sold only in half-dozens. Lord, Lord, thou knowest
how it is."
And the Lord in his wisdom said: "Noah, my son, I know. Why else
dost thou think I have caused a Flood?"