Jack the Giant Slayer
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:07 pm
IT has giants. It has beanstalks. It has Jack and a Princess.
Fee, Fie Fo and Fum are the names of giants.
One has two heads. They all wear sandals and I pity the foot fetishists who watch this movie.
Personally, I think the first half of the movie is silly. It doesn't get going until Stanley Tucci as a love interest and villain dies. The giants do eat Englishmen but only after coating them with butter, wrapping them in dough like a Beef Wellington, and roasting them… We might call if Boeuf Wellington but that would be a double insult. I think Englishmen are too lean and stringy.
The last half the movie when the giants invade from the sky and attack the city is lots of fun action.
Fee, Fie Fo and Fum are the names of giants.
One has two heads. They all wear sandals and I pity the foot fetishists who watch this movie.
Personally, I think the first half of the movie is silly. It doesn't get going until Stanley Tucci as a love interest and villain dies. The giants do eat Englishmen but only after coating them with butter, wrapping them in dough like a Beef Wellington, and roasting them… We might call if Boeuf Wellington but that would be a double insult. I think Englishmen are too lean and stringy.
The last half the movie when the giants invade from the sky and attack the city is lots of fun action.