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Little Old Ladys
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:32 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says: Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much.
My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.
The doctor says, I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.
The next week the lady comes back.
"Doctor, she says, I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Re: Little Old Ladys
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:44 pm
by Dave (imported)
HUH?
"What did-ya say?"
Re: Little Old Ladys
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:52 pm
by AtomicMush (imported)
Hilarious!
Re: Little Old Ladys
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:41 pm
by Sweetpickle (imported)
I sat by the duchess at tea,
it was just as I thought it would be
her rumblings abdominal
were something phenomenal
and everyone thought it was me.
Re: Little Old Ladys
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:27 pm
by daifu-orchid (imported)
Excellent! Maybe we know this one....
The State Trooper saw a car driving soooo slooooowly that he went to investigate. The driver was an old lady who defiantly insisted she was driving under the speed limit. "And what might the limit be?" asked the Officer. "Why, it's 14 !, she said, pointing to the roadside sign. "Hmm." said the Officer. "That's the route number, not the speed." "Thank you. How confusing!" she said.
Then the Officer noticed another two old ladies in the back of the car, holding each other, eyes tightly shut and shaking. "What's with your friends in the back?" he wanted to know.
"Oh, they'll be ok in a minute." she said, "We just came from Route 101."
Re: Little Old Ladys
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:57 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
daifu-orchid (imported) wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:27 pm
Excellent! Maybe we know this one....
The State Trooper saw a car driving soooo slooooowly that he went to investigate. The driver was an old lady who defiantly insisted she was driving under the speed limit. "And what might the limit be?" asked the Officer. "Why, it's 14 !, she said, pointing to the roadside sign. "Hmm." said the Officer. "That's the route number, not the speed." "Thank you. How confusing!" she said.
Then the Officer noticed another two old ladies in the back of the car, holding each other, eyes tightly shut and shaking. "What's with your friends in the back?" he wanted to know.
"Oh, they'll be ok in a minute." she said, "We just came from Route 101."
I like it
