Singing Parrot
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:49 pm
A few days before Xmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he's got jsut the thing. A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. So the manager shows the man this beautiful, but strangely quiet bird.
The man agrees the bird looks fantastic, but asks why the bird isn't singing? The manager tells him to wach, and pulls a lighter out of his pocket. He lights it, and holds it under the bird's left foot. Immediately, the bird starts singing "Silent night."
The husband is impressed by this, and watches as the manager holds the lighter under the bird's right foot. The bird immediately starts singing "Jingle Bells".
Hubby says he'll take the bird, and rushes home to show his wife this extraordinary gift. She loves it, and is even more delighted when he shows her the bird's musical talent.
The wife though, then wonders, what happens if you hold the lighter between the bird's legs. So the husband does, and the bird starts singing ..
"Chet's nuts roasting, on an open fire....
The man agrees the bird looks fantastic, but asks why the bird isn't singing? The manager tells him to wach, and pulls a lighter out of his pocket. He lights it, and holds it under the bird's left foot. Immediately, the bird starts singing "Silent night."
The husband is impressed by this, and watches as the manager holds the lighter under the bird's right foot. The bird immediately starts singing "Jingle Bells".
Hubby says he'll take the bird, and rushes home to show his wife this extraordinary gift. She loves it, and is even more delighted when he shows her the bird's musical talent.
The wife though, then wonders, what happens if you hold the lighter between the bird's legs. So the husband does, and the bird starts singing ..
"Chet's nuts roasting, on an open fire....