Back Story: I've been trying to kill my balls for over a year. I first tried a burdizzo. It did not work and I was left with two scars on my sack. Then I tried other clamps and the cord kept on moving on me. I even tried two rare earth magnets. . . NEVER try rare earth magnets. You get left with cuts and extreme sharp pain. So after a year of frustration, I went ahead and decided to give vodka and calcium chloride a try. . .

The Story: Living in Washington State, I found out that I can go to the pharmacy and buy syringes with a needle. So I went to Walmart and asked for 31 gauge syringes. They asked me what size and I had no clue. So they gave me a 30 unit 31 gauge syringe. . . not just one or one bag. A WHOLE FUCKIN' BOX OF THEM!!! When I decided to do this, it was around 8pm. Knowing I could not buy calcium chloride that late, I went to the grocery store and bought a plastic flask of Smirnoff Vodka (it's 40%).

So when I get home, I take out a syringe and drill a hole in the side of the bottle. I broke several needles trying this, but I needed a way to allow the vodka to flow into the syringe without putting a hole at the bottom of the plastic flask. Once I made a hole, I cleaned the side with rubbing alcohol, dried it off, stuffed a freshly cleaned needle into the hole, turn the flask upside down and pulled down (with my teeth) on the plunger. I took a close look at the syringe and saw zero bubbles. I then tied a cord on my sack and then oragelled my sack and placed an ice bag on my right nut until I could not feel the ice anymore. I then cleaned my sack with rubbing alcohol, dried it off and WITHOUT any pain I stuck the needle into my right nut and pushed the plunger down. Then, I went to bed with a little nausea.

When I woke up I had a little soreness in my right nut and it was softer then usual. However, it was still alive. Knowing that I takes a few tries, I looked at this attempt as practice.

2 days later I'm impatient as fuck. So I find a brewery supply store in downtown Seattle that also sells calcium chloride for cheese making. When I get home with my calcium chloride, I drill a hole in the top of the bottle. This took about 8 needles. Once I made the hole, I cleaned the top of the bottle with rubbing alcohol, dry it off and then stick a freshly cleaned needle into the top of the bottle. I turn the calcium chloride bottle upside down and pull down on the plunger with my teeth. I had over 30 units inside the syringe. I wanted to leave a little room for vodka so I push out some calcium chloride down to 25 units and fill the rest of the syringe with vodka (5 units). I did this with 4 syringes. I then repeat the sack numbing process explained above and stick one needle in each nut and push down on the syringe. Something in my gut told me one syringe for each nut was enough. So I then grab some ice, place it on my sack and lay down.

At first, I felt NOTHING. After, about, 30 minutes I start to feel a burning sensation in my balls. IT'S ABOUT FUCKIN' TIME!!! I then lay down to make sure I do not get nausea. Over an hour latter, my nuts hurt so bad I can barley touch them without pain (hehe). So I try and go to sleep. Lay over. OUCH! My nuts do not like that. So I try to lay on my stomach. . . OH FUCKIN' NO! They hurt bad enough laying down on my back with my legs spread apart. . . but I'm hungry. So I heated up a frozen burrito. Ate it without any nausea. I make a small drink of vodka and Mt. Dew and go back to laying down. I still have pain but I really want to smoke. . . FUCK! I'm out! So I drive to 7-Eleven to buy a pack of smokes.

NEVER DRIVE STICK SHIFT A FEW HOURS AFTER YOU JUST SHOT CALCIUM CHLORIDE INTO YOUR BALLS.

Once I get to 7-Eleven, I feel nausea. I rest for 5 minutes, go buy my smokes and drive back home. Again, do not drive stick shift right after this.

So I smoke and go inside. My balls are killing me now (about a 5 out of 10 on the dull pain side but I'm a sissy when it comes to discomfort). In fact, you know that skin pain you get when you peel off a blister to soon? My balls felt like that all over.

So I am laying in bed and decide to see if I can touch my balls. They are down to about a 4.5 out of 10. So I reach for the cords. HARD AS A ROCK!!! I even felt some pulsing around the cords earlier! So, I try to go to sleep. CAN'T! I can not sleep on my back but my balls hurt too much to roll over. So I grab my laptop and type this posting. I'll keep you updated this month. I did this on Nov. 1 so by December 1, 2013 I will know the results.

So whomever said this does not hurt was correct about the entry of the needle but wrong as hell about the how the balls feel a few hours later (been 6 hours so far).

Hope my tits grow in soon Thank you for your other postings and DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Why? Because I'm not a trained expert and I am not giving you advice on what to do. Only telling you what I did. Why? Because lawyers are sneaky and I'm not getting sued if you try this and your body reacts differently. I've been doing research for over a year. I can do what I want to my body but if you try this and something goes wrong, THAT'S ON YOU!!!

Thanks Smokey..You have a great sense of humour..Sounds like you've loaded up the old testes with some lethal stuff....Good luck.. My guess is, though, if you want breast growth, you'll have to take a little estradiol daily to supplement the ball negation attempts..Be careful, be well, and keep us posted...Smooches jackie

Part of what you may be experiencing is drunkeness followed-perhaps-by a hangover. Alcohol when admitted directly to the system has about quadruple the effect of the same amount taken orally. One method of murder is to give an alcohol enema...to a toxicologist it looks as if the person died of alcohol poisoning. Of coure, this is now more recognized and most deaths by alocohol poisoning are researched backward to see if the deceased was known to be a heavy drinker etc.

I am only too familiar with the 1 to 10 scale as I have MS. I've heard patients who could still stand up, walk and talk claim they were at nine verging on ten....Ten months ago when I had my shoulder replaced I never even got near that level so I do understand how to the novice to pain, five is extreme.

Hello SmokeyAlldai,

You're likely in for a few days of absolute hurt. This will probably be followed by weeks of very swollen, hard and uncomfortable balls. This is called orchitis. Look it up - it's a response to testicular injury.

Also, don't be impatient with the process. You likely will still have very hard and swollen balls after a month.

I'm seven weeks post injecting 0.5ml of 30% CaCl in each ball. I believe most who have done this have injected far too much volume, which has resulted in a lot more initial pain than necessary.

My left ball is now probably just under half the volume it was originally. The right is under a third. Over the course of the day, I'll often accumulated a little fluid in both balls. This is to be expected; I injured them very badly. They are slowly atrophying and will continue to do so for months.

I was able to sleep through the first few nights taking just a single dose of Tylenol PM before bed.

I'm definitely not being prescriptive or endorsing this approach.

R.H.

So I woke up with only one ball in pain and the other one back to normal!? I might have to go over seas and get these fuckers cut out! This is more difficult than it seems. However, my right nut is still in pain but down to a 1 out of 10.

I woke up today with less pain in my right nut (2 of 10) and it's twice the size of my left nut. It hurts to get up from laying down because my right nut "hangs" up high while the left nut has dropped. I'm thinking about doing the left nut again.

I am 3 plus months post injection and have had one surgically removed and the other is still declining in function. Do Not rush and inject again for a while!

Best of luck

It takes time so slow down I went down the alcohol route and it worked fine, mine was quite quick but im sure there was already a problem just be patient its worth the wait. Good luck

Update: My right nut has harden, but only a small bit. The left nut is still normal. I might do vodka again in December and wait until late January to do Calcium Chloride again. I think I'm addicted to this. . . but I'll wait.