There once was a well built hunk,

Who was 'fraid with out balls there'd be no spunk

but to his delight

after that first night

he found his dick had learned a lot of new junk

There once was a man with no balls

who was always roaming the halls

he tripped on a stick

and now has no dick

he really gave it his all!

A eunuch from Munich was soon sick

of teasing for him having no dick

so he went to the doc

and got a new cock

it's not long but damn is it thick!

bB:

CB thinks you should continue your series, about a dozen or maybe 12, and then post them together.

CB get kick out of bB eunuch limerick.

Thanks for being such a moderating moderator too!

bB sooth all of us who got in the-mood-of-Fuck-you!

There once was a lad from Nantucket

Who’s cock was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin

If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.

There once was a boy from Duluth

Who wanked every day on his roof

He slipped on a shingle and tore off his dingle

And now he's a blonde girl named Ruth!

A limerick

to the archives,

like quick,

will save lives,

(might make some sick),

makes all really believe,

— hard to predict.

I once knew a gay man named Rick

Who married his lover right quick

Though hung like a horse. they got a divorce

Rick now just visits his dick