Dogma
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:19 am
I just watched this last night. Yeah, I'm a bit behind on movies, since it usually takes me 3 or 4 days to watch one with all the interruptions here.
I found the plot to be, to say the least, ridiculous. Many of the characters, such as the 3 demon boys, were under-explained and I had no idea what was going on half of the time. Alan Rickman as the "Voice of God" just didn't get it, although his little speech about having to break the news to Jesus when he was 12 was moving. I kept waiting for him to shouts "Five points from Gryffindor, Potter!" Poor man, I guess he's type-cast now.
Alanis Morrisett as God? In a word, no.
Morgan Freeman, yes. George Burns, yes.
But the idea of sneaking up on God? That sort of wrecked it.
I did like Matt Damon as the retired Reaper, though. I am guessing the two rogue angels went to Hell? The ending was a bit unresolved. Still, he was pretty good with his acting, and all that killing. The board room massacre was great when he began naming off their sins for them.
There were some good jokes about not having genitals, but that was about as far as it went. Marylin Manson's genderless costume from his 90's video was a better job than the awful bit with Rickman exposing himself. The man has proven he can act, but he didn't do it in this film.
Overall, it was senseless and boring, but all the carnage at the end was great.
I'd give it 4 out of 5 lemons.
I found the plot to be, to say the least, ridiculous. Many of the characters, such as the 3 demon boys, were under-explained and I had no idea what was going on half of the time. Alan Rickman as the "Voice of God" just didn't get it, although his little speech about having to break the news to Jesus when he was 12 was moving. I kept waiting for him to shouts "Five points from Gryffindor, Potter!" Poor man, I guess he's type-cast now.
Alanis Morrisett as God? In a word, no.
Morgan Freeman, yes. George Burns, yes.
But the idea of sneaking up on God? That sort of wrecked it.
I did like Matt Damon as the retired Reaper, though. I am guessing the two rogue angels went to Hell? The ending was a bit unresolved. Still, he was pretty good with his acting, and all that killing. The board room massacre was great when he began naming off their sins for them.
There were some good jokes about not having genitals, but that was about as far as it went. Marylin Manson's genderless costume from his 90's video was a better job than the awful bit with Rickman exposing himself. The man has proven he can act, but he didn't do it in this film.
Overall, it was senseless and boring, but all the carnage at the end was great.
I'd give it 4 out of 5 lemons.