Even computer mice have been castrated. My new mouse is ball-less. It has a hole and a laser beam where there the ball used to be.

What Next?

...according to the strength of that laser you better watch where you point that thing.

I can see it now. The headlines. Man Castrated by Ball-Less Mouse!

Kind of a re-make of "OF MICE AND MEN!"

Good thing that John Steinbeck is dead. I just know that he'd kill me for that one!

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