>>I promise never to do this.

>>And I won't link to it.

>>

Twerking has been bouncing across the Internet, inspiring the likes of Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj and various animals.

Like any other dance, the now notorious booty shake has evolved. One new trend we have noticed in particular is a move we have dubbed #twogging, which is the act of twerking on or around your dog (or anyone else’s dog, for that matter).

In the above video we have compiled several examples of this new trend. If, after watching the video, you feel compelled to try it out yourself, we encourage you practice safe #twogging by only preforming for canines you have a previous relationship with and are sure will not be startled into aggression by having an ass shaken in their face.

How will we know what it looks like if you don't show us?

I find this hard to imagine

I don't know what site Dave had in mind, but this one is awful enough to fit his description:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/0 ... 21124.html

Yup, that's twogging...

Twerking is pointing your ass at a camera and shaking it in some strange way as if that's sexy or intelligent or has some value to impart to anyone else.

Twogging is sticking your shaking ass near your dog or cat and shaking away.

This has to be the worst new thing in the world today.

But don't worry, it's only a fad ...

And let me say -- perhaps a shaking, quacking ass is not the most flattering thing anyone can to on camera.

And SWEETPICKLE, please don't waste your precious imagination. Life is too short to scar your mind that way...