I hope y'all are aware that Geraldo Rivera published a selfie from his shower that said something like "70 is the new 50" and people across the world are chlorine-bleaching their eyeballs and undergoing hypnosis to forget the image...

However ANTHONY BOURDAIN (the cook and world traveler with the cast iron stomach)

TWEETED the very pertinent line:

"This is Geraldo's entry into New York Political races"

Seems like exposure is a big help in politics.

I think Anthony Bourdain was adding Geraldo to the likes of Anthony Weiner's weiner shots and Eliot Spitzer's adventures with pavement princesses...

Spitzer and Weiner are both asking for forgiveness in their campaigns for office and ahead in the polls.

So Geraldo doing a selfie was in comic preparation for him running for office -- a new requirement of NY politics - a sex scandal.

I mean who wants to see a 70 year old half-naked man fresh from the showers?

I know - another half naked 70 year old man.

Geraldo cornered the market on that.

Is this the same guy that opened up a vault that he thought belonged to Al Capone in Chicago and found,

(Drum roll)

Dirt.

River

The very same Geraldo

Hmmmmm Gary Player nude......Geraldo wet......Gary Player Nude.......Geraldo Wet,.....

Gary Player Nude. His accomplishments are far more worthy of showing off a body that helped him. Also, he's scandal free and isn't seeking office anywhere.....

Some things you just can't unsee.

--LT